There once was a little clan called Evil. It was the first clan that users could join. Evil saw a world of clans emerge around it. Hundreds of clans followed Evil on the journey through the lifetime of toribash. Evil was older than all the others and was a beacon of the community. So many clans were formed by former Evil members hence all these big clans were the children of Evil. One day the admins came down from the heavens and told the community that some players and clans will now be considered LEGENDARY. And Evil smiled with hands on it's hips. "Well I was the first clan and maybe the most influencial of the early generation of toribash" Evil said. Then Evil watched how all the clans around it bacame legendary. And Evil nodded it's head. "Sure, they all deserve it" it said. "Maybe I just have to be a little more influencial". Thus Evil lived on. It became the n# 1 ranked clan. It got ALL clan achievements. One day, when Evils neighbor RelaxAll finally got Legend status, Evil wondered: "Well if they are legendary for being active for 14 years, we deserve legend status as well, right? We are two years older after all." So Evil took it's journey to the admin heavens and asked what else they have to do. Win clan league perhaps? And the admins answered: "You gotta fuckin die, m8! Only dead clans can be legendary." But Evil refused. "Evil will never die" it answered. "Well tough luck" the admins said. "If you declare yourself dead, we will give you piss name otherwise NO." And thus, until today the oldest clan that has done it all sits here right next to all the clans of players that are younger than Evil itself. Sometimes Evil wonders: "Now that toribash dies, should we have taken the chance to become a legend?" And to this day Evil sits on it's own long white beard and ponders.