May I have an orc relax, please? That would be great. How I have always wanted just 1 orc relax! Oh, It's unimaginably magical to even think of getting an orc relax! I have gone on many journeys, traveled far and wide, through thick and thin. I have climbed the tallest of peaks, dove into the deepest of depths, and swam through the rockiest of rapids, and yet, still nothing at the end of the rainbow.

Am I not striving hard enough? I have always thought, "I am not worthy of an orc relax," but you, the angel sent from above, have given me hope. Thank you and your wonderful soul, O Great Eason.