Originally Posted by Rekd

Rofl, if only these shades were made of mere mortal plastics. These shades have been bequeathed to us from the tori-gods and were fashioned out of pure swagicorn hugs and dragon horn. These sexin' eyewear pieces double as a hella effective disarming wand too in a surprise wizard duel, too.

I intend to use my shades for my wand when I get accepted into Hogwarts.