Formal, eh? ALL WEAPOUNS TO FULL POWER;
Greetings, I am known as Fedor Alexander Glazov (check the intials, my dear friend, and yes, that is my real name) to my friends and my enemies. But as long as I indulge myself in this sublime community, I insist that you call me by my pseudonym "Deprived", as is internet fashion. As you might have already guessed, with your oh so pressumtive human minds, that I am placing my head on the proverbial platter of first impressions. I hope that I might be able to etch in a cherished memory of me in your souls - with this introduction and my subsequent actions.
It is worthwhile to mention that I have already touched the water of the sea known as Toribash - swam half way across it, rowed on a boat on the ever fresh winds of the breeze on your blessed sea, as I am a black belt with only 200 victories left to the prestigious rank of 2nd dan black belt. However my experience with Toribash does not, in any way, reflect in any way my odyssey through the murky waters of life, for I am merely eighteen on the date of september the first. As I am of this ripe age - I am still vigorously studying on the tuition of my beloved German teachers.
As you may have deduced, I am of the age where one expects man to be a wanderer searching to replace the meaing of life with alchohal and friends, but this description scarcely corresponds to my true nature. I am a lover of wisedom - a philosopher as the ancient Greeks say it, and I am to be found spending my bountiful days reading works of other lovers of wisedom, although a good diversion in the form of a fiction. In addition I always cherish electronic devices and the programming of the afore mentioned gadgets.
As of now, I aspire to become a scientist in the field of studying substances and their interactions - in layman's terms, a chemist. In the venturesome community of Toribash, I do not hope to achieve ultimate understanding of the proverbial Philosopher's Stone, but rather, to leave a legacy behind and at the same time to fill my gap of activities during the day.
But let me point away from my goals, and come to the more intersting, dynamic description of me and my understanding of the world. I, being a teenager, am an exceedingly cynical being. To sate that intellectual hunger of exactly how cynical I might be, I will now point to the fact that the philosopher I adore the most is Schopenhauer, one of the most pessemistic writers in the world. However, I find it, even consdering my additude, that life waylays in the path of innocence time and time again on how cynical the trek of life is and how little my personal philosphies actually graze on its scope.
As to why I have endorsed this game, I'm afraid that I can only repeat, and hopefully I will not repeat the following ad nauseum. I am, once again, here to set a legacy and to etch my life into every soal I discover - so that I may live on after I die in the minds of every person's child that I have had the honour to meet.
Indeed, this is one point that my eternal cynicism has yet to entirely corrupt and leave void of emotion. I cling on to this desperate hope, in order to stop my own demise into the endless abyss of nihilism. However, as I continue to stare into my own internal fear I am afraid that my fear is right there, staring back at me. However, by joining in this internet community, I manage to build up ropes of hope which I may hold on to on these turbulent days of my life, and hopefully, one day, create a platform out of hope and my quest for truth.
I am pleased to meet you, I hope we will interact in the following years, and that, in the end, the rain of experience will drench you as it has drenched me. With due regards from me, I implore you to go about your ways, and hopefully, they will be my ways too...
holy crap I think I just went one speech level above formal... meh
