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Have you tried what I asked you to do?
"Call yourself alive? I promise you you'll be deafened by dust falling on the furniture,
you'll feel your eyebrows turning to two gashes, and your shoulder blades will ache for want of wings."
I explained why the fix might work even if the players aren't Uke. Regardless, glad that the problem is fixed.

If anyone else is still suffering this problem, make sure to try my suggestion and report back the results, please.
"Call yourself alive? I promise you you'll be deafened by dust falling on the furniture,
you'll feel your eyebrows turning to two gashes, and your shoulder blades will ache for want of wings."
Took 3 mentionings of what you said to get the point across? Jesus.

All Hail 3vi1!
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