Well, you have done this with good intentions, so i will give you a +rep, but you've just wasted your time writing this,. because when you make a post at the bottom of the default smilies there is a button that says [More] which you can click which takes you to the index of smilies, it would be easier to use that than this. Sorry to be the bringer of bad news, but i thought somebody will eventually point this out so i will do it now.
My old mac used to pick up radio when I touched the audio cable to my braces.