please help me with my problem even tho im not starter im very very noob i keep watching youtube vids but it doesnt even make sense its like the adults on charley brown wa wa wa wa wa i hate it!!!!!! but pls i hate sucking at this game say #helpme if you wanna help pleas do it or i will cry T_T

Nobody learns this game instantly? Right?

First tip i'd give you is to learn your joints. Figure out what each joint does and in what situation you need to use that joint.

There is no possibility way to give you perfect answer to learn Toribash instantly. For everyone it takes a little time to learn but if try "hard" enough.. well not hard but pratice often and you will learn how to do those cool tricks and ripping uke apart and such. I'd recommend you to play MP(multiplayer) for some time because for some peoples it improves knowledge of you tori.

yea not really much to it once you learn how the joints move and also if you play with better players you might improve a little faster.