1. Try not to make massive bumps unless you have a good reason to. With use of the search button, you'd have discovered the answer to your question already.
3. Because the majority of people on this site are lazy, unfortunately.
"Call yourself alive? I promise you you'll be deafened by dust falling on the furniture,
you'll feel your eyebrows turning to two gashes, and your shoulder blades will ache for want of wings."